Prostitutes to Support Super Eagles

Hope these ashawo girls won't use their "negative spirits" to distract the Eagles?

As the Super Eagles of Nigeria battle the Stallions of Burkina Faso on Sunday in the finals of the 29th edition of the African Cup of Nations, South Africa 2013, it has been revealed that over 113 commercial sex workers from Nigeria have stormed the city of Johannesburg to cheer the Super Eagles to victory.

Top ringleaders of the Association of Nigerian Prostitutes, in Abuja on Saturday, disclosed that the prostitutes left for South Africa on Friday night aboard a popular airline (name withheld).

One of the prostitutes leaders said: “Our initial plan was to fly at least 500 members down there but along the line some of our sponsors disappointed us. We were not discouraged by that anyway, we made a promise and we must fulfil it.”

When asked if the one week free sex as earlier promised by the association would still hold if the Eagles win the trophy, the optimistic source stressed that the words of the general secretary of the Association of Nigerian Prostitutes (ANP), Jessica Elvis, stands.

Hear her: “See bros, I’m not in the right position to talk about that, I would advise you to call Jessy (referring to Jessica Elvis) who is our general sec., she would tell you all you need to know about that.”

When a reporter contacted the said Jessica here is what she said:
“Yes, our members left Nigeria yesterday (Friday) night for South Africa to cheer the Super Eagles to victory and we pray and hope for Nigeria to carry the day.... Just wait for the big show or you can come down to Lagos for our pre-victory party tonight.”

Asked if the pre-victory party would be as expected, Jessica said, “My president directed me not to talk to the press until after the match, we’ll address the media after the match.”

Recall that the prostitutes had earlier promised to declare one week of free sex if the Super Eagles emerge victorious in the African Cup of Nations, AFCON 2013.