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Monday 10 December 2012
How to Worship a Man?
Ladies can I give you some great advice? Can I give you some relationship changing advice? Its simple, effective and some would say kind of arcane, but its so real.
Worried about your guy not coming home? That some other chica might steal him away permanently? Even if your not why not try this out and see how much deeper he falls in love with you.
When nothing is going on, give him head.
When he is worried about the finances give him head.
When his family is at odds and he is playing the mediator, after that, give him head.
Now after a month or so.
When nothing is going on, give him head then a sandwich…
When he is worried about the finances give him head then a sandwich…
When his family is at odds and he is playing the mediator, after that, give him head then a sandwich…
You just cant be mad at that. Guys, try to imagine being angry about something with a sandwich and or some relaxing dome in whatever order! It just doesn’t complete. In fact writing this I am already getting jealous of the men who have women who will actually do this and maintain it.
Moreover, your partner in extending this kind of nurturing is helping you to live longer. Your brain will not compute anger, worry, sorrow, frustration and stress dur…ing head and a sandwich. Often after you have relaxes and realized that you are appreciative of your life and the people in it, you can apply solution based strategies to mollifying issues you are dealing with.
Trust a man loves you when he wants to be around you when things are the toughest.
This activity will increase the level of comfort that he mentally associates with you and with being around you. and who the hell wouldn’t want to have someone around that just gives you head and sandwiches on a whim, the
ultimate mental massage.
Man! Lets Get Married Again. Love the way you love me.
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